Revealing
Ghost DJ
A ghost who DJs at 3am raves and only plays songs from 2009. Headphones mandatory.
Commissioned by @lowfloat_larry
- Bounty
- 2.1SOL
- Dev buy
- 1.6SOL
- Pick in
A pump.fun launch wrapperSIMULATION
Commission
a coin.
Artists pitch the art and the lore. You pick one. It launches on pump.fun.
Post the idea and a bounty. Pitches arrive sealed, so nobody copies anybody. You hold the dev bag; the artist earns the creator fees.
- Open commissions
- 5
- Sealed pitches waiting
- 4
- Paid to artists
- 14.48SOL
- In escrow
- 15SOL
The reveal
One idea. Every envelope opens at once.
This is a real commission from the simulated network: the pitches sat sealed behind fingerprints until the window closed, then broke open together.
The brief
“Cat landlord”
A rich cat who owns your apartment building and raises rent every time you look at it. Gold chain, zero empathy.
- Bounty
- 5SOL
- Pitches
- 11
Commissioned by @0xgremlin
Every pitch arrived sealed: only a count and a fingerprint were public.
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- 49b1 bdd1…
- 0c1c 5cfe…
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How it works
Post, pitch, reveal, launch.
Most coin ideas die in a group chat because the person with the idea can’t draw, and the person who can draw has no reason to. This is the reason.
- I
Post the brief
A coin idea in a few lines, up to three reference images, and one escrow deposit: the bounty, your opening buy and a small listing fee. Pick the window and the fee split.
patron - II
Artists pitch, sealed
Artists send a name, ticker, logo and lore. Until the window closes, everyone sees only a counter and a sha256 fingerprint per pitch, so nobody can copy anybody.
artist - III
The reveal
The seals break at once and the gallery opens. You have 48 hours to pick. Anyone signed in can upvote, one wallet one vote, as a tie-break if you go quiet.
everyone - IV
It launches
The keeper launches the winning pitch on pump.fun exactly as the artist wrote it. You get the dev bag. The artist gets the bounty and a permanent share of creator fees.
keeper
On the board now
Open and revealing commissions.
Revealing
Mushroom wizard
A mushroom wizard who grows in the dark and casts spells on red candles.
Commissioned by @firstbrief
- Bounty
- 0.4SOL
- Dev buy
- 2.6SOL
- Pick in
Revealing
Sleepy bear
A bear who hibernates through every dip and wakes up for the pump. Pajamas optional.
Commissioned by @0xgremlin
- Bounty
- 3.7SOL
- Dev buy
- 1.4SOL
- Pick in
3 sealed
Open
Robot DJ
A retired factory robot that now DJs weddings. Only knows one song.
Commissioned by @quietwhale
- Bounty
- 1.1SOL
- Dev buy
- 1SOL
- Closes in
1 sealed
Open
Gentleman raccoon
A raccoon in a monocle who insists the trash is vintage.
Commissioned by @firstbrief
- Bounty
- 3SOL
- Dev buy
- 2.8SOL
- Closes in
?Awaiting the first pitch
Open
Penguin rapper
A penguin rapper in a backwards cap. Cold bars only.
Commissioned by @trenchmother
- Bounty
- 1.2SOL
- Dev buy
- 0.7SOL
- Closes in
Recent artist earnings
- @kaivectorearned0.001 SOLin creator fees from $DFUC46m ago
- @zedzineearned0.001 SOLin creator fees from $CAPI46m ago
- @pixelpriestessearned0.004 SOLin creator fees from $FUND46m ago
- @solsticeartearned0.001 SOLin creator fees from $ACLI46m ago
- @zedzineearned0.01 SOLin creator fees from $CAR46m ago
- @kaivectorearned0.001 SOLin creator fees from $SRLE46m ago
- @pixelpriestessearned0.03 SOLin creator fees from $FUND1h ago
- @zedzineearned0.018 SOLin creator fees from $CAR1h ago
- @solsticeartearned0.003 SOLin creator fees from $ACLI1h ago
- @kaivectorearned0.003 SOLin creator fees from $DFUC1h ago
- @zedzineearned0.024 SOLin creator fees from $CAPI1h ago
- @kaivectorearned0.001 SOLin creator fees from $DFUC1h ago
- @kaivectorearned0.004 SOLin creator fees from $SRLE1h ago
- @zedzineearned0.013 SOLin creator fees from $CAPI1h ago
- @zedzineearned0.014 SOLin creator fees from $CAR1h ago
- @pixelpriestessearned0.021 SOLin creator fees from $FUND1h ago
Where every SOL goes
The artist is paid twice: once at launch, then for as long as the coin trades.
Bounty
to the winning artist
0.1 to 100 SOL, escrowed when you post and paid in the launch transaction.
Dev buy
becomes your bag
0 to 20 SOL. The keeper makes the opening buy and the tokens go straight to your wallet. 0 is allowed: then you hold no bag.
Listing fee
to COMMISSION
0.02 SOL on mainnet. Refunded with everything else if no pitch arrives.
Creator fees, forever
default split
Artist 60%Patron 30%COMMISSION 10%
pump.fun pays creator fees to the shareholders directly. The artist share is set at post time, anywhere from 40% to 80%. COMMISSION’s 10% is fixed; the patron gets the rest.
The keeper never edits shares after launch, and a watcher re-checks the on-chain split every few minutes.
Honest limits
What COMMISSION does, and what it doesn’t.
Who holds the escrow?
In v1 the COMMISSION keeper does. Each commission gets its own vault, funded by one transaction from the patron. Bounties are capped at 100 SOL and dev buys at 20 SOL, mainnet launches pass an operator review, and every vault and transaction is public. An on-chain escrow program is planned for v2.
Can the fee split change after launch?
pump.fun lets the creator account edit fee shares, and in COMMISSION that account is the commission's vault. The keeper never edits shares. A watcher re-reads the on-chain split every few minutes and shows a public warning on the coin page if it ever differs from what was posted.
What if nobody pitches, or the patron disappears?
No pitches by the deadline means a full refund: bounty, dev buy and listing fee. If the patron doesn't pick within 48 hours, the most-upvoted pitch wins (it needs 3 votes from wallets other than the artist); otherwise the earliest pitch with the most votes. A commission with pitches always launches.
Can the patron cancel?
Only while there are zero pitches, with a full refund. After the first pitch arrives the commission can't be cancelled, but the deadline can be extended once, by up to 72 hours.
How do sealed pitches stay sealed?
The server never sends a sealed pitch's name, ticker, lore, artist or image to anyone but its artist: not in pages, APIs or share images. What is public is a fingerprint, the sha256 of the pitch contents. After the reveal anyone can check that each revealed pitch matches the fingerprint it was sealed with.
Is this pump.fun?
No. COMMISSION is an independent wrapper that launches coins through pump.fun's public program. It is not affiliated with pump.fun. Coins are new memecoins with no promised value, and creator-fee shares are pump.fun's mechanism, not a yield.
